Guys, Stephan Schneider is quickly becoming a Four Pins regular. And by "Four Pins regular," I mean I keep writing about his designs because he's one of a few designers that, in my mind, designs things with exclusively me in mind. I'm so fucking lucky all of these incredibly talented individuals are wondering what I would like to put in my closet. I'm just a little bummed they still make me pay for the garments they designed just for me. It's a good thing I don't know Stephan Schneider because if I did, when he showed me a new design and I really liked it, I would pronounce his name like "Stefan" and be like, "Damn, you went from Steve Urkel to Stefan Urquelle with this one, homie." And he'd probably kick me out of his atelier and the poor intern that set up the studio visit would probably get the worst letter of recommendation ever.