I’m starting to think Stephan Schneider is incapable of making a sweater I will dislike. This particular joint features a custom knit and a 50/50 wool and alpaca blend. I fucking love alpaca. One time I even tried to convince my parents that they should raise alpaca. My dad was like, "Fuck outta here, son. Raising two human beings was enough of a fucking drain on my resources and time. I'm fucking relaxing. Alpaca? I can't even picture what an alpaca looks like in my mind." He made a few valid points. So instead I just buy a lot of alpaca-based products because that shit is really soft and sometimes when your dad shoots down your agricultural coke dreams, you need the soft, warm embrace of a three hundred and seventy five dollar sweater.