These Wacko Maria shorts are perfect for sitting at home and eating your feelings or for bouncing down to the laundry room in the hopes that that one girl who also lives in your building and does laundry will be there so you can awkwardly smile at her while you take up an inordinate amount of the washing machines because you spent so much of your non-disposable income on your clothes that you're really paranoid about caring for them because, at the end of the day, your clothes are the only things you really have in your life anymore. Pro tip: Don't linger on girls in laundry rooms. Just be a normal dude and creep on them silently and anonymously on Tinder and Instagram.

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