Looking Like A College Freshman Doing Laundry For The First Time

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This Acne shirt looks like a college freshman doing laundry for the first time. But we all know laundry mistakes never turn out this well, they just destroy clothing you could never afford in the first place. A lot of your friends and family won't "get" this shirt, especially considering it costs $350. But they never have to know our deep, dirty secret: We don't fucking get this shit either. We just cop and let other people assume we know something they don't about fashion. Like, I saw some seriously wild shit this at New York Fashion Week and guess what? Instead of "getting it," I just blinding called it "directional" and moved the fuck on to some dank canapés.

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