Your Genericness Is Intentional

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Sometimes you just need to wear a striped shirt and chinos and just keep your life a little simple and generic. Generic outfits can be very strong maneuvers, especially when everyone around you is dressed full turbo like it's the first day of school after summer vacation. People will notice the guy who is so nonchalant about something everyone else is excited about. If they're really feeling you, they'll describe your style as "understated" or "quietly disheveled." The emptier the aphorism used to describe your style, the harder you're killing it. So cop one of these Bedwin & The Heartbreakers shirts and make sure you have a cool enough tattoo to peek out of the 3/4 sleeves to prove that your genericness is intentional.

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