You guys remember when pants with cargo pockets on the front we're super dope? Maybe you weren't on pants Twitter yet back then. You were probably still earnestly looking for new music and actually reading the entire Wikipedia page instead of just skimming the Google results summary. Now, you just use Twitter to figure out what mixtape to pretend to have listened to and have an opinion about. One time, I bought a pair of pants like these from EG in Japan and when I came back one of my buddies was like, "Those are the style of cargo pants that Christina Aguilera would have worn in the second half of the first part of her career." That seems like a very specific burn, but it was still cuttingly accurate at the time.
