Make sure you read Jon's first, second and third New York Fashion Week diaries so he will feel good about himself.

Did you guys realize this is my fourth—FOURTH!—New York Fashion week? That means for the past two years or so, I've been a straight up regular—an insider, if you will. An #influencer and a trendsetter. Some might even say street style demigod. BEEN TWO FASHION WEEKS SINCE SOMEBODY ASKED ME WHO I WAS *Drake voice*. But, really, everyone just keeps asking me why I keep coming back. Jokes on them, though. I GOT ALL THE PR AGENCY EMAILS. I'M COMING TO EVERY NYFW 'TIL THE END OF TIME. WHO GON' STOP ME? Okay, enough chest-beating. Let's get into it...