You Just Got Served...A Subpoena

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I thought I was done with bombers, but then I saw Fear of God re-upped their bomber with the poacher's pocket on the back and I was like, "YA GOT ME AGAIN, BOMBERS. I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU." Okay, I know that back pocket is probably technically called a "messenger's pocket" because bike messengers use pockets like this to deliver important documents and shit. And by "important documents," I mean subpoenas. That's why I went with "poacher's pocket"—it's cooler to hold a dead rabbit in the back of your bomber than a fucking subpoena like a lame ass narc. Listen, I've served a subpoena before and that shit is just bad news for everybody.

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