Putting "Certified Influencer" On Your Resume

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This Paul Smith shirt features sashiko checked fabric woven in Japan. It also has a relaxed fit and reinforced elbows which make it perfect for you to layer underneath all those fancy cardigans you've been busy buying, especially if one of those cardigans is navy and made of a really nice cotton-wool blend so it's warm enough, but also doesn't end up loose after wearing it a few times. Wait, you guys have been buying cardigans right? If you haven't then why the hell have I been writing about fancy cardigans for the past three months? JESUS CHRIST, GO BUY A FUCKING CARDIGAN AND THEN BUY THIS SHIRT SO I CAN AT LEAST PUT "CERTIFIED INFLUENCER" ON MY RESUME AND LINKEDIN PROFILE.

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