You guys fuck with tie-dye, right? ME NEITHER. But this Paul Smith tie-dye hoodie is an absolute exception to the Law of Notfuckingwit. The splodges of color on the interior are subtle enough to not look like tie-dye, but obvious enough for you to be able to claim you're not wearing all black for the eighth time this week. I'M NOT A GOTH, MOM! BLACK IS JUST IN RIGHT NOW! GOD! And damn, the kangaroo pocket slits are resonating those oh so familiar Nike Tech vibes. Paul Smith knows what's up. If anyone calls you out on the tie-die, just tell them it's camo.

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