Holy shit, these are $348 dollar mesh shorts. Pigalle is fucking insane. If you buy these and don't immediately text every single person you've ever wanted to have sex with a pic of you wearing them, what the fuck are you doing with your life, fam? Mesh shorts the ultimate "come thru" accessories, so 348 dollar mesh shorts gotta be the ultimate move, right? Like, if you text a girl and she sees your dick outline in Pigalle mesh shorts, she can safely assume that you have high thread count sheets, a well-stocked fridge for challah french toast the next morning and an assortment of pressed juices so you guys can stay hydrated. All I'm saying is you want girls to leave the googly eyes emoji on your Instagram shots. That's the ultimate compliment.
