Wiping Doritos Dust All Over Yourself

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When I first read that this garment from Beauty & Youth was called a "sweat anorak," I was like, "Nope, that's just a sweatshirt." But then I looked a little closer and yes, it is a sweat anorak. Look at that big ol' kangaroo pocket. It also has the requisite side zip so historians 200 years from now will be able to approximate the decade from which this garment was worn. Honestly, this looks like a really comfortable maneuver for the rest of winter. We're getting to the point here in Michigan where I log out of IRL existence and hibernate in my apartment while wearing the coziest of garments. This sweat anorak would be perfect for me to drop crumbs on and then inadvertently wipe Doritos dust all over myself.

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