This AMI wool-felt fedora isn't a fedora, guys. It's just a Cool Hat™. Can we stop misidentifying Cool Hats™ as fedoras? It’s like when my stupid/ignorant mom asks why I still watch Pokemon as a grown ass man. IT'S FUCKING NARUTO. THEY AREN'T EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR, YOU DUMB BITCH. Whatever. This hat is cool because it's not 600 fucking dollars like every other Cool Hat™ I've seen and also because it's AMI. It's also extremely important to highlight the healthy girth of the brim. If your brim girth is too meager, you might be accused of wearing a fedora. Too large? Sombrero. Keep that in mind next time you cop a Cool Hat™.

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