Guys, Fashion Week is here! Can't you just taste it in the urine-tinged New York City air? There's a very particular odor of Acqua di Gio and Chanel No. 5 that wafts through NYC on this, an unseasonably hot September day. Yet, for as fucking terrible as the weather is going to be this NYFW (like high-80s everyday, how the hell am I supposed to layer up?), there are still rules of etiquette for those fucking pieces of garbage who don't know how to conduct themselves in public. So DKNY and FRANK151 teamed up with illustrator Kevin Lyons to craft a cutesy illustrated guide for this NYFW. Included are some of the most important methods to remain calm, cool and collected all week, even if KimYe or Anna Wintour make an appearance within 20 yards of you. I personally find it much easier to take advice from illustrated fluffballs than a respected style editor. Just look at these guys! They're like Koosh balls! I can handle them telling me to mind my (never-been-so-relaxed) limbs instead of the PR chick yelling at me. Or to hide my ugly mug with a big pair of sunglasses. They don't make it feel like an insult. It's like when you call your dog a dummy and he just keeps wagging his tail. So study up, friends. Don't be that guy this week.
