Most frequently seen in: Los Angeles
Penalty: No admittance to Starbucks, Juice Press, or fro-yo spots for the remainder of the summer

This is like the "no drinking and driving" law of style policing. Personal style shouldn't be boxed in by rules, but this just makes no sense. You are actively strapping a microwave on your dome when you stroll outside on an 80-degree day wearing one of these head-mittens. We're only trying to save you from unnecessary sweat-showers.