Probable Contents: A photo of your family, a coupon for the Wrangler store where you bought the basic jeans where this wallet resides

This giant ass square is a perfect represesntation of what you've become. The 9 inch by 9 inch behemoth miniature book that you're carrying around only fits in lame dad jeans that you're currently rocking as you head to the strip mall to cash in the Groupon you bought for a deal at the fence store.