Wow, guys, I don't know who has the time or inclination to make really funny Craigslist ads, but god bless them. This brotastic bromonster is just out here looking for another bro to do him a solid and break in his Rainbows for him. For those of you bros who have never butt-chugged jungle juice to impress older bros at Delta Delta Douchebag, Rainbows are the footwear of choice for dudes who wear Croakies and salmon pink polos when their Sperrys are in the shop. There's also a bunch of New York-centric references in this ad too, so if you've ever needed a primer on the culture of the Downtown Manhattan Banking Bro, this is like your fucking Rosetta Stone, bro.
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