Silent by Damir Doma is one of those brands I feel like I'm just not cool enough to own. Part of me really wants to wear this bomber with its cool mesh inserts paired with some tight-baggy pants and medium rare hemlines, but everyone will know I'm straight posing. Like, is it that obvious I don't take photographs of models wearing those weird one-piece bathing suits with cutouts, and that I don't have a list of corporate clients I work with in order to get flown out to places where models wear weird one-piece bathing suits with cutouts in public like at Coachella and SXSW? My life is a total facade.