This Mountain Research "Phishing Hoody" is fucking bananas. Though, calling it a "phishing" anything is a little misleading because there is no way you will be doing any fishing in this thing. It's really more like a modular outerwear system. Or something. I don't get paid to describe jackets that are basically Lego sets, so give me a fucking break. The standard, base piece of this jacket is a short vest with a hood, to which sleeves and body extensions can be added, transforming it into a variety of different length parkas. Can you even imagine the looks you'd get if you were able to casually turn your parka into a vest and vice versa? You'd be stunting on everyone so heavy. "LOL THAT PATAGONIA IS STRAIGHT GARBAGIO COMPARED TO THIS MASTERPIECE. Now someone help me get my sleeves back on."