These new CDG Homme Plus (seriously, Rei, boo, can you hook us up with, like, a family tree or some shit with all these sub brands of yours?) T-shirts will have you looking like a goddamn swagged out Push-Up Pop in no time. Remember those Flintstones joints? Straight fire. But if you liked the purple flavor then you likely grew up to be a serial murderer, so hopefully killing people without remorse is working out for you. Anyway, these shirts save you the trouble of having to layer long tees with narrow neck openings under shorter tees with scoop necks. On one of these the exterior shirt is even mesh, so it won't look like you're trying to be "creative" in your "personal style" with regular ass Uniqlo tees (shout out to Uniqlo tees forever and always though).