I know that showing you a pair of sneakers this fucking basic is pretty much like advocating for the use of typewriters at this point, but you know what? These shoes feature "scientific shoe fitting." I have no idea what that means, but SCIENCE, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. I like the minimalism and the way the vulcanized finishing makes the shoes look a little clunky and jankity. "Jankity" is an art term, if you didn’t know. It means kind of shitty looking, but, like, in a cool way. Using words like "jankity" in a professional setting: They don't have no award for that.