Unionmade just dropped these new Birkenstock colorways and they are fucking hot fire. Not only do they come in a myriad of subtle earth tones (hey Unionmade, I can write product descriptions all good and stuff too), but they boast a calfskin contrast leather strap destined to reel in that upstate New York "just visiting my friends in Brooklyn" for the weekend set. But don't go full hippy dippy when wearing these because those types of chicks can smell a poser from a free range mile away.