By now you know how much we love Mr. Porter. I mean, fuck, we called them the best online retailer in the world, a digital handjob we 100% stand by. Yet, the majority of products on their site are in the end, more for looks than anything else given their often outrageous price points. It's this very reason we cherish their semi-annual sale, which is happening right now as we speak. Like any sale, most of the product is shit nobody wanted to buy in the first place. However, we've done you the favor of compiling the finest garmenture that should no doubt tickle your fancy, young man *Buzz Killington voice*.