Listen up kids, tailored menswear is getting real tired of your shit. You think you're so goddamn fancy with a rabid shark on your T-shirt and retro Air Jordans—suddenly you’re too cool for knit ties and loafers? The fuck? Alden's tassel loafer in #8 cordovan is on that original recipe shit. It doesn’t need some fancy floral print to make it prettier or a big ass box logo to make it go faster. Pop these on and nine times out of ten they'll add polish to any outfit all of the time. Just don’t wear it with nineteen kilts and a chainmail skirt. If you do that you can expect to get locked in my van until you've learn your lesson.