Apparently, Coachella doesn't suck. But dressing like a lame does, and will never have an excuse. Fortunately, Infinite Legroom has compiled a list of things you shouldn't wear to the attention-seeking music festival. So if you're going to look cool or to truly enjoy the music, take this advice and you're on your way to a successful experience.

Some of your favorites included on the do-not list are swimsuits, footwear other than sneakers (who wear sandals anyways, bro?), and anything you care about.

Click here to read the rest of the list so you're well prepared for Coachella weekend #2.

[via Infinite Legroom]