Madras patchwork shirts are super cool and Sophnet. makes them extra super duper cool by adding a 1+1 chest pocket—that’s two chest pockets for the price of one. It just sucks that an extra chest pocket costs $320. But that’s not all! You get a locker loop and three, not two, buttons on the button down collar. I’m steady out here finding the best bargains for you in this tough economy. You can keep all the extra cash you saved in the extra chest pocket. SEE HOW I BROUGHT THAT SHIT FULL CIRCLE?