I feel like I’m supposed to like these Raf Simons holographic spaceman sneakers. Like, I’m supposed to at least love the "idea of them," you know? That’s what people in Fashion always say. Tell me you haven’t heard someone casually say, “I love the idea of designers like Yohji, but I just can’t wear them.” What if we could talk about women like that? “Yo girl, I mean, I love the idea of you, but in practical, everyday existence? NAH, I’M UPGRADING. But stay being you because people like you need to exist.”