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The 25 Funniest "Closed" Signs at Restaurants

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Have you ever been so hungry that your stomach spoke in tongues? You grabbed your coat, texted a couple friends as you sprinted out of the door, and booked it to the local grub spot only to find the lights off and a sad, hand-written note taped to the door. While we understand that in a situation like that, nothing short of a McRib and six apple pies can ease those hunger pains, there is something to be said for a humorous "closed" sign that can make you laugh just loud enough that you can't hear the demonic moans coming from your navel.

In honor of those nights, we found The 25 Funniest "Closed" Signs at Restaurants. A word of advice: Call ahead or use Seamless.

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25. Horse Dancing

25. Horse Dancing

Go home Harry and Emma, y'all are drunk.

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24. Battle of Tabouli

24. Battle of Tabouli

Ha, no food and you wasted 5 minutes of your life reading that foolishness. Fail.

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23. For Ever?

23. For Ever?

You had us worried there for a second. Nah, not really.

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22. Try Again

22. Try Again

A few idiots probably followed this sign step by step a couple times before getting the message.

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21. Dead

21. Dead

If that's the case, we'll pass on the goulash.

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20. Gass

20. Gass

Damn that Great American Stockcar Series. Can't take them anywhere.

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19. The Cheese Shoppe

19. The Cheese Shoppe

Next time you'll return that poor cheese's love you bastards.

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18. Societal Collapse

18. Societal Collapse

They should probably plan to be closed for a while.

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17. It's Forbidden

17. It's Forbidden

Any place that adament about keeping you out probably shouldn't serve food.

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16. End of the World

16. End of the World

Well that didn't go the way they planned.

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15. 8 Days

15. 8 Days

This better be a joke. The possibility that it's not makes it even funnier.

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14. Thanksgiving

14. Thanksgiving

The first two words are fine...then it all goes to hell.

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13. Closed Christmas

13. Closed Christmas

Two days of Christmas? Yes please!

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12. Get Closed

12. Get Closed

Got it.

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11. You Should Have Helped

11. You Should Have Helped

Bitter much?

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10. Incontinence

10. Incontinence

You'll really be sorry when you get our dry cleaning bill!

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9. Unconvinced

9. Unconvinced

We're not convinced that English is your first language.

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8. Shut Happens

8. Shut Happens

Very punny.

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7. Short Staffed

7. Short Staffed

Don't get in between someone and a taco craving, especially not when they're drunk (and suspiciously armed with paper and a marker).

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6. Muppets

6. Muppets

Animal is on the sauce again.

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5. Meet

5. Meet

What are the requirements to work at Burger King these days?

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4. F*** Off

4. F*** Off

Well damn.

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3. Sushi

3. Sushi

It's not racist because they were the ones who posted it...right?

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2. Promiscuous Chef

2. Promiscuous Chef

Too much salami slangin going on.

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1. Yo, I Got You

1. Yo, I Got You

What kind of ratchet owner wrote this?

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