Normally, your unstylish friends would trash you for peacocking a.k.a. wearing flashy clothing, but it's more than appropriate for this Thanksgiving holiday. In order to seal the deal with your old high-school crush or a random decent looking girl at the local bar, you have to grab her attention in an awesome patterned shirt. The goal is to look cooler than the townie herbs and show Becky that you're a risk taker now. We've rounded up 10 Shirts That Will Get You Laid On Thanksgiving Eve to ensure you'll be able to stuff something besides the turkey.