Yo, how perfect would your house be if you only had a set of these tea cups? I WANT THESE SO BADLY. I COULD TOTALLY SEDUCE WOMEN WHO COLLECT COOL THINGS, LIKE, TAXIDERMY OWLS AND SHIT. I’D BE LIKE, "HEY GIRL, THIS PARTY SUCKS. THE DJ KEEPS PLAYING WEIRD REMIXES THAT MAKE MY HEAD HURT. WHAT'S A GRIMES? LET’S GO TO MY APARTMENT. IT’S REALLY CLOSE. I’LL MAKE YOU REALLY GOOD COFFEE. I’LL EVEN GRIND THE BEANS. OH, YOU DON’T DRINK COFFEE? NO DOUBT, I GOT THE ILL GREEN TEA IMPORTED STRAIGHT FROM HANGZHOU, BOO. I’LL FUCKING POUR THAT SHIT INTO THESE RADICAL TINY CUPS. WE’LL LOOK AT THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT YOUR BLOG, "COCAINE AND CIGARETTES." I MEAN, "COIN LAUNDRY." I’LL PLAY THAT COMMON SONG "THE LIGHT." YOU DON'T KNOW WHO COMMON IS? HE, UH, WORKS FOR KANYE WEST. I’LL BURN THAT CANDLE I BOUGHT FOR $70 THE ENTIRE TIME YOU’RE HERE BECAUSE I’M THE KIND OF GUY WHO HAS DOPE ASS CUPS WITH SKATEBOARDING MONK TYPE DUDES ON THEM. I’LL BURN THAT HINOKI WOOD FOR YOU, GIRL."
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