You know that girl with a sneaky hot body? She dresses fairly conservatively most days, but then there's that Halloween party where she dresses up like Catwoman and you're like, "DAMN KATE UPTON WHO???" This shirt from Nanamica is kinda like her—it looks like a standard shirt, but there's so much more under the hood. It's made out of Pertex, which means its super durable and breathable and your hippie friends will co-sign you at the local community garden. Wear it so you don't have to wear that lame windbreaker your mom got you from TJ Maxx after she saw your Facebook wall post on North Face Purple Label. Buy it at Oi Polloi for $221 and unfriend your mom.