Critter Pants

Justin Timberlake's character said it best in The Social Network: "A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars." The same goes for embroidered logos. One pony? One gator? Come on son, up your critter game! These critters can't be controlled on one shirt, it takes two legs to contain all this needlepoint. Oh, you like slip-on sneakers? Word, here's hundreds. Show 'em your kicks. Make the world jealous.

Lacoste Cotton Canvas Embroidered Sneaker Pants
Buy It Now at Zappos, $150