As Winter melts into Spring, millions of "summer clothes" boxes are opened across the nation. We unpack our shorts, our baseball hats and, most importantly, our funny T-shirts. We all have at least one funny slogan shirt, many middle Americans seem to own little else. Here are the 50 best ones. Some are funny because they're good jokes, some are funny because they're classics, and a large number are funny simply because someone would actually wear them. In public. In front of children and the elderly. Enjoy.

Streeter Seidell (@streetseidell) is the editor-in-chief of He's also a comedian, actor, writer, and creator of many funny slogan T-shirts for