“Oh my god! We're club kids! Trustfund cokeheads from Miami love us! Schizophrenic neon and/or animal prints will get us on MTV! Ironic fake glasses! Shots! We'll be relevant forever!” — hypothetical but plausible internal monologue from every delusional flash-in-the-pan ever. However, we are pretty damn excited for the inevitable resurgence of this Google search in 30 years.