17. Russell Brand

As that chick on Gossip Girl once proclaimed, leggings are not pants. Which means neither are pleather leggings, or jeggings, or anything else that ends in “-eggings” that men shouldn't even be wearing to begin with. But some dudes will wear them anyway. Fine — maybe it's a British thing. In that case, you know what you DON'T pair with skintight non-pants? An uber-deep V-neck that shows off your décolletage.