5. Hollywood

Have you seen what they did to Jonah Hill? That dude used to be hilarious. More importantly, he used to be a hilarious fat schlub. Now he looks like the ‘after’ photo of a contestant on a reality fat loss/makeover TV show. Awkward and uncomfortable. Adding to the discomfort is the slicked menswear sidepart, stiff boots, and corset-fit button down. Who is the sadistic stylist that did this to him? I’ll tell you who, it was Johnny Trendrider. This should serve as a reminder that buying the all right shit doesn’t earn you any real style, just a real expensive outfit.