If you've got a ’70s porn mustache and your nickname is 'The Big Hit', chances are women will want you and the men will want to be you. Just like Donnie Baseball over here. Smooth as it gets folks, smooth as it gets. [via The Worlds Best Ever, Funny or Die]
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