White jeans are scary, but much like a khaki suit it's all about realizing that there is no possible way to ruin this look. You're not some orange, greasy-haired douchebag foam-partying in Monaco (or whatever those people do), you're a guy in a city who will rock these jams like it's no big deal on public transportation. Just don't wear them too skinny because you'll look like aforementioned Euro-tool but don't over-think it. Besides, at 45 bucks for these white-labeled Levi's you can afford the risk. Dirty these up. Go to town.