Oh Smax, he of the breakfast cereal/drug-sounding moniker, with a hot head and a Smurf hue that you can't for a minute BEGIN to front on because he is superpowered and thoroughly bad. And wearing a cutaway, Rick-Owens-Armageddon trench with hulking epaulettes. Scarred for life, the white handprint he bears is a constant reminder of the little girl he failed to save and NOT the Body Glove symbol. Haters.