Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 6

MIAMI GARDENS, FLORIDA - NOVEMBER 15: Justin Herbert #10 of the Los Angeles Chargers looks to pass against the Miami Dolphins at Hard Rock Stadium on November 15, 2020 in Miami Gardens, Florida. (Photo by Mark Brown/Getty Images)

Point Spread: TB -6.5

Network: FOX/Amazon Prime

Chopz: The Bucs aren’t super healthy and Philly has some weapons, but I’ll take Tom Brady on the road here. 

Adam: Philly’s been frisky as a home dog over the past two seasons, but going against the Bucs here is bad for business. 

Zion: Bucs. 

Angel: I’m going out on a limb here and picking the Eagles. Fuck it!

Point Spread: MIA -3

Network: CBS

Chopz: Tua is back and the Jags fall to 0-6. Will Urban fly back from London with his team is the real question. 

Adam: Since Urban Meyer passed the mythical “most disgraced coach in the NFL” baton to Jon Gruden, the Jags end their 20-game losing streak. 

Zion: Dolphins. 

Angel: The NFL is insane with these London games. Why not send your best teams out to play on the other side of the world? I can’t take the Jags, give me the Fins.

Point Spread: IND -10

Network: CBS

Chopz: Who cares. I’ll take the Colts, but the Texans cover. 

Adam: Texans pull off the surprise because the Colts are still going to be thinking about Monday. 

Zion: Colts. 

Angel: Indy gets a win after shitting away that Ravens game. It’ll be a close one, though. 

Point Spread: GB -4.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: Packers because Aaron Rodgers always shows out in Chicago. 

Adam: Packers have won four straight against the Bears. Soon to be five. 

Zion: Packers. 

Angel: Green Bay continues to roll.

Point Spread: KC -6.5

Network: CBS

Chopz: I almost want to take the WFT, but give me the Chiefs. 

Adam: Since the Chiefs just ain’t that good and chaos is fun, give me the WFT. 

Zion: Chiefs. 

Angel: Chiefs start to right the ship.

Point Spread: MIN -1.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: The Panthers aren’t as good as their record says, but the Vikings aren’t that good, either. I’ll take the Panthers because they’re at home. 

Adam: Minnesota on the road is a no-no. Panthers. 

Zion: Panthers. 

Angel: I can’t take the Vikings here.

Point Spread: BAL -2.5

Network: CBS

Chopz: This should be a doozy. Head tells me Chargers in a close one. 

Adam: For a second-straight week…[Arnold Schwarzenegger voice]: GO CHARGERS GO! 

Zion: Chargers. 

Angel: I don’t know who to take here. I keep wanting to front on the Chargers and they keep proving me wrong. However, I think the Ravens win because they’ll be riding high from that crazy comeback last week.

Point Spread: CIN -3.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: Swerve time: Lions finally get a W. 

Adam: As long as Joe Burrow stops trying to be Lamar Jackson when he’s running with the ball, it’s gotta be the Bengals.

Zion: Bengals. 

Angel: Give me the Lions!

Point Spread: LAR -9.5

Network: FOX

Chopz: Rams because the Giants are way too beat up. 

Adam: If the Giants weren’t an injury-riddled mess, I would give them some serious thought here. But I’ll take the Rams. Even with the early kickoff. 

Zion: Rams. 

Angel: There’s gonna be a massacre in the Meadowlands. The Rams roll. 

Point Spread: CLE -3

Network: FOX

Chopz: Browns bounce back from a tough loss last Sunday. 

Adam: Cardinals crush Cleveland. 

Zion: Cardinals. 

Angel: Browns hand the Cardinals their first loss.

Point Spread: DEN -3.5

Network: CBS

Chopz: What a mess the Raiders are right now. Give me the Broncos. 

Adam: Nobody’s going to have the balls to pick the Raiders this week. Broncos big. 

Zion: Raiders. 

Angel: I gotta take the Broncos here. 

Point Spread: DAL -3.5

Network: CBS

Chopz: This smells like a trap game. I’ll take the Patriots. 

Adam: Bill Belichick as a home dog is forever dangerous and it’s hard to fathom the Patriots dropping their first four games at Gillette. But I don’t care, Cowboys. 

Zion: Cowboys. 

Angel: Man, this is hard for me to admit but Dallas is the real deal. I’ll take “America’s Team.” 

Point Spread: PIT -5

Network: NBC

Chopz: Steelers win with no Russ for Seattle. 

Adam: Currently accepting applications for spaces onto the Geno Smith bandwagon. Seahawks, for the sake of chaos. 

Zion: Steelers. 

Angel: No Russ and they’re home, gotta take the Steelers here. I won’t be watching, though, because Succession Sundays are back.

Point Spread: BUF -5.5

Network: ESPN

Chopz: I’ll take the Titans here in a letdown game for the Bills. 

Adam: The Titans smoked the Bills at home last season, 42-16. But this ain’t last season. Bills. 

Zion: Bills. 

Angel: Bills.