Without even thinking about it, our brains function in a way that links different things, different people, and different feelings with each other. Based on what we experience and what we see and hear, it's a natural instinct to categorize. This is usually what we call profiling or stereotyping. And when it's not negative and not derogatory toward entire groups of people, then sometimes it can be funny. Like when we stereotype drivers based on the car that they drive. Jokes, guys, jokes. Find out what the majority of people see you as with 50 examples of What Your Car Says About You.
Without even thinking about it, our brains function in a way that links different things, different people, and different feelings with each other. Based on what we experience and what we see and hear, it's a natural instinct to categorize. This is usually what we call profiling or stereotyping. And when it's not negative and not derogatory toward entire groups of people, then sometimes it can be funny. Like when we stereotype drivers based on the car that they drive. Jokes, guys, jokes. Find out what the majority of people see you as with 50 examples of What Your Car Says About You.
Mercury Grand Marquis
"My grandmother died, and this is all she left me."
Nissan Z
"I subscribe to 14 import and JDM-specific magazines."
Mini Cooper
"BBC is my favorite channel."
Mercedes-Benz M-Class
"Honey, why didn't you pick up the groceries? I told you I had a mani/pedi in the morning and then was going to lie out with the pool boy."
Daewoo Lanos
"You're a snob if you think the cheesy ladybug crackers don't taste the same as Goldfish."
Ford Focus
"Point A is here. Point B is there. Just get me there safely."
Chevrolet Corvette
"I almost had an orgasm when I shattered the piggy bank that I've been filling since I was 10."
BMW 3-Series
"I just got a promotion!"
Ninth-Generation Chevrolet Impala
"My erratic driving means one of two things, I'm a cop flaunting the law or a mostly blind retiree."
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
"My insurance premiums are out of control."
Hummer H2
"What do you mean I can't wear a yellow tank and a bandana to the party? What the hell is dress code?"
Hyundai Veloster
"Who cares if I can't see out of the back of it, it has fuckin' three doors! Individuality!"
Chevy Camaro
"There's somethin' special about sitting on a boat, drinkin' a Bud Light, eating a hot dog, and watching fireworks explode in the night sky."
Fiat 500 Abarth
"It's not about winning, it's about having a good time."
Cadillac CTS-V
"Yes, that's my wife. Yeah, no shit she's hot. What's my son up to these days? He just got a scholarship playing basketball for Syracuse. ... Oh, sorry your invitation was returned, we just moved. The pool in the old house was just too damn small and it wasn't close enough to the track."
Honda Odyssey
"If a leaf at the top of a pineapple comes out without much resistance, it's ripe. I don't feed my children unripened pineapple."
smart Car
"Who needs power when I could park my car in the back of your pickup?"
Chevrolet Suburban
"Six makes a family."
Toyota Camry
"Without vanilla, your favorite flavor doesn't exist."
Mercedes-Benz S-Class
"While you were in math class getting your masters, I was in buisness class with a hot towel on my face, drinking wine."
Chrysler 300
Range Rover Sport
"No lie, just know I chose my own fate/I drove by the fork in the road and went straight."
Fourth-Gen Mitsubishi Eclipse
"OMG! I drive a sports car. What do you mean it's just a Lancer with a body kit?"
Kia Optima
"With the money I saved on my car, I added a few grand to my kids' college funds."
Ford Bronco
"I decline to comment."
Scion FR-S
"If your car isn't going sideways, what's the point?"
Nissan Cube
"Guys, I got cheese doodles, an ice cream cake, and Starburst for our Pi Day celebration!!!!"
Mazda MX-5
"We'll see who has the girl car, after I MAKE YOU MY BITCH ON THE TRACK. BITCH."
2013 Ford Fusion
"This ain't really an Aston and UOENO."
HSV Maloo Ute
To Americans in the Borat voice: "You will never get thisssss"
Nissan Leaf
"I bring my own tote to the grocery store."
Tesla Model S
"You're not up on iOS 7 already?"
Toyota Prius
"Let me tell you about GMOs."
V6 Ford Mustang
"It doesn't matter that it's a V6, it has headers and no muffler, bro."
Lamborghini Gallardo
"Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit! COME ON!"
Jeep Wrangler
"God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt. Dropping a 20-inch Ballistic wheel on your foot does, though."
Saturn SC2
"A new muffler costs $100? That's like ... hundreds of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!"
Pontiac Solstice
"But ... it's a convertible, so it's cool, right?!"
Chrysler PT Cruiser
"25 recalls can't keep me from driving 2000's car of the moment."
11. Pontiac Aztek
"Style doesn't count for anything, but one never knows when one might need to pitch a tent. Did you know I was an eagle scout? That was before I got high off my own supply"
Honda Civic
"I've seen The Fast and the Furious 32 times ... this week."
Volkswagen Bus
"If you like pot and men with lots of pubic hair, you'll love me."
Fourth-Generation Pontiac GTO
"Nah, bro, this is a classic. It's the history that counts."
Volkswagen New Beetle
"Don't even try to tell me that Touched By an Angel wasn't a good show."
Acura Integras With Scissor Doors
"I can't fall asleep unless I have an audio track of trunk-rattling bass playing sofly in the background."
Bro-Dozer
"My cock is HUGE...please believe me."
Ford F-150
"Why is concrete so damn difficult to get off of steel-toe boots?"
Subaru Forester
"Fred, did you water the garden yet? We have to make sure it's good to go before we leave for our hiking excursion."
Buick Grand National
"I own all of you, and you don't even know it"
Volvo XC90
"You're riding a bicycle without elbow and kneepads? Are you out of your mind?!"