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When it comes to cruise ships, outrageous comes in all different forms. Most regularly, the vessels simply create shock and awe through sheer scale. Then, the boats amaze with the breadth of amenities—from Broadway-size theaters to adventure waterparks. Finally, there is luxury. Some of these suckers will let you live millionaire dreams on a regular dude salary.
The cruise ships selected here are new to (or just about to hit) the world's waterways and are each redefining the travel niche in a distinct way.
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10. Celebrity Reflection
Kick back and relax. The Reflection has personal butlers, lawn games, and all other types of stuff to make Gatsby-sized dreams too. Well, at least for the duration of the cruise.
9. Viking Longships
Yes! Viking River Cruises are on some king 'ish. Hit the Danube or the Rein, perched above commoners on land like a boss, and enjoy panoramic views of the continents finest cities.
8. Ponant Le Soleal
Do you want to be like Jay-Z but lack the funds to hit the Med solo? Grab a birth on this mega-yacht, the Ponant Le Soleal, for a taste of the ultra-luxury lifestyle. Private butler service, French food, and on-board naturalists to teach you about local flora and fauna round out the experience.
7. Royal Princess
The brand-new Royal Princess is basically a fresh take on a typical cruise ship. The outrageousness comes in its amenity. Choice among them, an adults-only (topless?) pool with private cabanas. There's also a sea walk that allows for replication of a certain Titanic scene.
6. Norwegian Breakaway
Think cruising is all about stuffing your face 8-times a day and sun bathing. Recalculate those thoughts. On the Norwegian Breakaway you can let your inner risk taker run free. A ropes course, water park, and three-story sports complex keep you active. A "boardwalk" lined with boozers and cafes keeps you hydrated and satiated. Need something cerebral? There's also a full-on Broadway production theater on board.
5. Uniworld River Orchid
Bollocks to crowded ships, hop on the Uniworld River Orchid with 59 other folks and experience the VIP-pampering through Vietnam and Cambodia.
4. Queen of the Mississippi
Go old school with the Queen of the Mississippi. The vintage-styled paddle boat sails from St. Paul to New Orleans over the course of a week. Pack a few Mark Twain books and a couple cigars. Live outrageously for a while by tossing your phone in the river.
3. Carnival Breeze
Carnival might be the king of cruise ship lines. And, now it boasts king-size fun too. The new ship, the Breeze, has a Guy Fieri burger joint and comedy shows selected by George Lopez. Those boisterous dudes know fun. A full-size water park means you will never lack for entertainment on this boat.
2. Oceania Riviera
Love food? You'll love the opulent Oceania Riviera. The ship offers hands-on cooking classes in a Bon Appétit-branded culinary center and a main restaurant by the famous Jacques-Pepin. A smallish capacity of 1,250 guarantees no table waits.
1. Disney Fantasy
Ever thought, "it would be crazy if my favorite Disney characters entrained on a ship!?" Stop thinking. With destinations throughout the Caribbean from embarkation in Florida, the 4,000 capacity Disney Fantasy is full of art that interacts with guests, big time stage shows like "Aladdin-A Musical Spectacular," and a restaurant based inspired by Versailles! Yes, it's all delightfully over-the-top and if you are lucky you might meet the cute girl dressed as a Princess.
