The NFL is in shambles right now. A day hasn't gone by in the past few weeks that didn't present a new headline, a new player in trouble, a new development in a scandal, or a new league official lying. It's disgusting and exhausting, to be frank. And yet, this past Thursday Night Football game drew record ratings and was one of the highest-rated Thursday nights for CBS in years (About 20 million viewers). So, in order to take a short break from the slop that has taken over America's favorite professional league, take this Sunday to focus on something semi-related to football, but not really: player cars. In this gallery of 32 different players, you'll find all sorts of rides, including donks, custom SUVs, luxury sleds, and high-performance rockets. Use this as your temporary escape.
Joe Haden, Lamborghini Aventador
Delanie Walker, 1972 Oldmobile Cutlass 442
Darren McFadden, 1973 Buick Centurion
Vernon Davis, Custom Ford F-150
Tom Brady, Audi R8
Frank Gore, 2007 Maserati Quattroporte
Patrick Willis, Aston Martin DB9 Coupe
Jared Allen, 1969 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
Taylor Mays, Cadillac Escalade
Larry Fitzgerald, 1968 Dodge Charger R/T
Jimmy Smith, Range Rover HSE
Devin Hester, Custom Chevy
Eric Berry, Custom Chevrolet Tahoe
Reggie Bush, 1971 Plymouth Barracuda
Chris Johnson, 70s Chevrolet Caprice
Calvin Johnson, Porsche Panamera
Earl Thomas, Range Rover and Chevy Camaro
Darrelle Revis, Range Rover Evoque
Michael Oher, BMW 750
Terrelle Pryor, Nissan 350Z
Aaron Rodgers, Chevrolet Camaro
Stevie Johnson, Chevrolet Caprice
Aldon Smith, Lincoln Continental
Antrel Rolle, Maserati GranTurismo
Marion Barber, 1971 Chevrolet Impala
Jamaal Charles, Lamborghini Gallardo LP-550 2
Antonio Cromartie, Toyota Prius
Alfred Morris, 1991 Mazda 626
Ben Roethlisberger, Mini Cooper Convertible
Demaryius Thomas, Audi A8
Joe Flacco, Chevrolet C7 Corvette Stingray
Colin Kaepernick, Jaguar F-Type
