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Yesterday, we posted about Edmunds.com's recent list of the 100 ugliest cars of all time. In a pretty surprising decision, the top spot was held by the recently released three-off Lamborghini Veneno hypercar. This is a car that was listed at more than $4,000,000 and that Lamborghini is touting as its greatest achievement yet. After all, it's got a 6.5L V12 that bolts to 62 mph in 2.8 seconds with a top speed of 221 mph. But what about that exterior? Shocking? Yes. Out of the ordinary? Certainly. But the ugliest car of all time? No.
We feel that Edmunds might have forgotten what ugly really is, so we found some super random things to help them remember. From snaggleteeth to Ugg boots, here are 10 Things To Remind Edmunds What Ugly Looks Like.
Related: Edmunds Is Trolling the Internet By Naming the $4 Million Lamborghini Veneno the Ugliest Car of All Time
Any of Craig Sager's Suits, But This One in Particular
Mr. Sager has become a staple of the NBA. With his wild suits, fans see him weekly, as he conducts sideline interviews for the TNT crew. And as painful as the short discussions he has with coaches and players are (how stupid are halftime interviews?), his outfits are even more difficult to look at. The one you see above, which looks like the bedroom ceiling of an eight-year-old girl trying to recreate the starry night sky, might take the cake.
This Style of Rims
We honestly might declare these are the worst rims of all time. And we've seen flower and teddy bear rims. Those, at least, serve a themed purpose, while these ... these just look like somebody was playing with the geometric children's toy which requires you to fit shapes into fitted openings, and was like, "now THIS would look ill on my Range."
The Ugg Boots and Shorts Look
If there's one reason that we don't miss college anymore, it's the fact that we're not forced to look at girls wearing the idiotic Ugg boots and short shorts ensemble on our way to class first thing in the morning. Although, we do see some pretty weird stuff on the Subway in NYC.
The adidas Uniforms From the NCAA Tournament
We were forced to look at these right down to the last minute of the 2013 tourney this year. Louisville's were actually probably the best of the group, but the ones on Notre Dame and Kansas were absolutely horrific. We'd rather wear those Pittsburgh Steelers bumblebee jerseys than these things.
Drew Gooden's Octopus Beard
NBA players have some of the worst haircuts on the planet. Maybe it's because they're just playing a game, and they really don't give a shit, maybe it's because they're trying to make a name for themselves and stand out in a league of stars, or maybe it's because they just put way too much trust in their friend that's really trying to make it as a stylist. We're not sure. All we know is that there was a time when Drew Gooden's face looked like it could come to life and sink a ship in the Pacific Ocean.
Naked Mole Rats
If you can legitimately look at this nasty thing long enough to read this blurb, then props to you. You're kind of weird and have a better tolerance than us. We nearly barfed, when the google image results for "naked mole rat" popped up on our gigantic desktop screen. We apologize in advance for that nightmare you're going to have tonight about these creatures infesting your home.
Chris Brown and Rihanna's "Relationship"
Once upon a time, there was beauty between these two. They were two attractive young people falling for each other in what seemed to be an equally loving relationship. Then a certain image hit the Internet, and since then, it's all been one giant mess. For fan's of both people, it's become one of the most frustrating timelines in recent pop culture, and things only seem to get worse. It's funny how the way we look at people is affected so much by said people's actions.
Steve Buscemi's Teeth
You might have been too distracted by Buscemi's quality acting and crazy eyes to notice this before, but he's actually got some of the worst chompers we've seen. Even with all that cash, dude is still completely comfortable in what he was given to work with. We highly respect that.
This Dress
I'll admit that I'm probably not the most stylish person. There's a reason I'd probably have no problem fitting in at a NASCAR race, so if you're looking for fashion advice, head over to the style channel. However, I'd like to believe that I can recognize a horrific creation when I see one, and this is about as bad as it gets. It reminds me of when I used to hide in the giant piles of pool tubes at my friend's house. That or a really weird female version of the Michelin Man.
The New Jeep Cherokee
It might seem counterintuitive to single out a specific car in an article that has the sole purpose of defending a car that was attacked by a different blog, but more than anything this year, the new Cherokee really stands out as our biggest, "what the mother duck?" moment. We get that all brands are going for more global looks, but that's not a good thing, when you're losing some of the identity of the brand in doing so. People relate to Jeeps because of their specific look, and this strays far away from that.
