The 25 Most Ridiculous Right Wing Bumper Stickers

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There are few things more tasteless than someone spouting his unsolicited political views--unless you happen to agree with them. As the calendar moves swiftly toward a presidential election year, sometimes we just want to hit the road to get away from it all. But we're finding that even this provides little escape. And so we share the pain, bringing you 25 ridiculous right-wing bumper stickers.

25. The Answer

Complex Says: And if Allen Iverson is "The Answer," is the question also stupid?

24. Native Son

Complex Says: Ah, the myth persists.

23. Aborted

Complex Says: And if your mom can read this, she may wish she had made a different decision.

22. Antisocial

Complex Says: This car belongs to the really pent-up guy at the party.

21. Impeach

Complex Says: This guy laid this sticker over his "Impeach Clinton" sticker.

20. Uncle Sam

Complex Says: We're not quite sure what this means. But the picture's cool.

19. There's Always The Next Election

Complex Says: Oh, the embarrassing, rain-repellent endurance of failed candidate bumper stickers.

18. Racist Idiot

Complex Says: What do you do if you have already proven that you're not a racist, but you are an idiot?

17. Ass to Ass

Complex Says: Will you then be taking gas from their ass?

16. Gulag

Complex Says: If only this guy could see what socialism really looks like.

15. Loser

Complex Says: McCain lost. Get over it.

14. Jesus

Complex Says: Jesus would probably bomb the right-wing litmus test.

13. Confusion

Complex Says: This guy doesn't like anybody. Bush is too stupid. Obama traumatizes him. The only thing left is his dog.

10. Sniped

Complex Says: Welcome to the warm, fuzzy center of the Republican Party.

11. Billionaire Benevolence

Complex Says: If there's one thing that billionaires care about, it's jobs for other people.

Annoy Liberally

Complex Says: We can't figure out if this one is sincere or not. But the point comes across.

9. Too Clever

Complex Says: On Sundays, this guy can be seen at an NFL stadium, waving his clever acronym placard, mugging for the cameras.

8. Huge Ass

Complex Says: Stop trying to deflect attention from your ass. Which must be huge.

7. Republikan

Complex Says: Who knew pink was the color of secession?

6. Got Wood

Complex Says: This guy has serious wood for the president.

5. Go Fish

Complex Says: The fisher of man gulps the bringer of hope.

4. Next!

Complex Says: Does "DC" come after "Iran"?

3. Terrorist Ass

Complex Says: We're not quite sure where this guy stands on the issues.

2. Outlaw

Complex Says: We cannot argue with this rhetorical logic.

1. OMG

Complex Says: AWGTHTGTTA?