5 Artists We'd Like to See Perform With Madonna at the Super Bowl Halftime Show

For those who don't watch the football, the halftime show is the biggest part of the Super Bowl. It's that awkward moment when we get to see just how ridiculous the show's producers really are. It's all about odd pairings and trying to revive careers that were DOA decades ago. Ever since Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" back in 2004, the halftime show has been a bit boring. Old rockers like Paul McCartney, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band have been dominating the halftime show line-ups.

But this year Nicki Minaj is slated to perform with Madonna. Yes, the producers of Super Bowl XLVI have agreed to a rapper who had a nipple slip of her own not too long ago and the 53-year-old who's made out with another female performer in the past. While thinking and praying about all the girl-on-girl action that could possibly go down, we used our fucked-up creative minds to come up with 5 Artists We'd Like to See Perform With Madonna at the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

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You figure the feminist pop legend and rapper with some of the most misogynist lyrics ever heard on wax would be an odd pairing, right? Hell yeah, that's why it'd be perfect. Viewers would be completely mindfucked as Tyler and Madonna engage in a rap battle of sorts. References to everyone from Betty Friedan to Ted Bundy will be made, while burning crosses on stage would provide endless material for GOP presidential candidates to rant about. Don't forget that years before Tyler popped out the womb, Madonna was already on that sacrilegious steez.

Who says Tim Tebow isn't an artist? As we all saw this season, that man can do anything he damn well pleases. Anyway, this one's too easy: The world's most famous virgin puts on his one-of-one "evil" backward University of Florida jersey, and then he and the 53-year-old songstress come out and put on a show that puts Janet Jackson's strip show in 2004 to shame. While performing a 2012 remix of "Like a Virgin," Madonna will take things to the next level by actually taking Tebow's virginity on live television. A little payoff to the production crew would allow the broadcast to go on without interruption, making Tebow and Madonna's hook-up the most-viewed porno in world history. Unable to take the backlash, the FCC would throw in the towel.

From Snoop at the '95 Source Awards to Kreayshawn and Ricky Rozay at this past year's VMAs, celeb packed events and shows always produce a higher probability of beef popping off. Instead of hoping for Lady Gaga and Madonna to run into each other somewhere behind the scenes, the two will just settle things out in the open during halftime. FOH, with that Mayweather vs. Pacquiao mega-fight talk, this real-life version of Celebrity Deathmatch would completely shit on anything a boxing promoter could come up with.

Madonna's been known to spit a few bars every now and then throughout her career and it'd be the perfect time for her to connect with the new Def Jam signee. Clueless commentators will no doubt mistake 2 Chainz for Weezy multiple times throughout the show. Anyway, the introduction of millions of Madonna fans to 2 Chainz would lead to their Watch the Throne-esque collab album going plat in three days. Riding around and gettin' it, indeed.

Everyone remembers their infamous performance at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, so why not a sequel? Back then Miss Spears was only in her early 20s when she locked lips with Madonna. Now that Britney's 30, she'll be the dominant one as she performs a lap dance for the Material Middle-Aged Lady. Unfortunately, things will turn sour when Madonna breaks her hip. #oldwomanproblems