10 Pro Athletes Who Are Probably Virgins But Won't Admit It

Pro athlete virgins? FOH, not possible. Well, if you believe A.C. Green then it is. Throughout his 16-year career, Green claimed to remain a virgin; a choice he made because of his religious faith. Keep in mind that Green played the majority of his career on one of the most debaucherous teams in pro sports history, the Showtime Lakers. He would reportedly even go as far as responding to groupies that were sent to his room by reading bible scriptures. Not to worry, though. Green was married in 2002 at the age of 38 and we assume he lost his V-card (definitely cutting it close to becoming the real-life 40-year-old virgin).

Today, Green celebrates his 48th birthday and that made us wonder: Are there any athletes today secretly and unintentionally following in Green's footsteps? With groupie thirst at an all time high, you wouldn't think so but our latest list may make you reconsider. From ballers in the NBA and MLB to a pro boxer and international soccer star, here are 10 Pro Athletes Who Are Probably Virgins But Won't Admit It...

Sport: Baseball
Age: 27
Whether scoring on or off the field, finishing is key. No position players in sports know this better than closers. For the Mets--who've had a history of fails--blowing opportunities to finish games is nothing new. Their young reliever, Bobby Parnell, had just as many blown saves (6) and successful saves in 2011. But we can't blame the guy, when your squad is out of the playoff race by May, you might as well focus on saving yourself rather than the team.

Sport: Boxing
Age: 29
At first glance, you may not recognize this shot of Usman Ahmed getting knocked out, but chances are you've seen seen his epic fail of an entrance that preceded it. If homie gets that excited and busts those kinda moves before a bout, we have to figure he has some mating dance that scares females away.

Sport: Basketball
Age: 29
Now Chris Kaman has had the luxury of playing in Los Angleles, which is one of biggest havens for thirsty NBA groupies. And while it's quite a great accomplishment to make it to the NBA, when you look like Kaman and your irrelevancy causes the league to spell your name on your jersey incorrectly multiple times, we're pretty sure that negates any groupie privileges that come your way. Our advice: Hit the club with fellow German big man Dirk Nowitzki and scoop his leftovers.

Sport: Baseball
Age: 33
In terms of career ejections and suspensions, Milton Bradley ranks pretty high among baseball players. Off the field he's had numerous arrests, too. Why you think he gets so pissed? Sexual tension, fam.

Sport: Basketball
Age: 31
You figure Mike would have it all set up, he was born into a fairly well-off family, has some athletic ability, and he was one of Duke's most loathed loved players. But all that goes out the window when he prematurely shows the ladies his "O-face."

Sport: Football
Age: 24
If you're a kicker in the NFL, you're pretty much on the bottom of the athlete totem pole for groupies. Even for those jumpoffs who would do anything to be with an NFL player. It's even worse if you're young and unknown like the Eagles new kicker, Alex Henery. Now dude already proved he has difficulty scoring with two missed field goals against the 49ers this past weekend. You think he has any better luck off the field?

Sport: Basketball
Age: 29
Being Brazilian and playing in the NBA means you're definitely getting laid, right? Not exactly. From the Sideshow Bob-esque cut to the fact that he's one of the leagues biggest scrubs pretty much sends Varejao's probability of getting any into the slim to none range. But on the court, he's had plenty of experience getting smashed on. Word to D-Wade. Pause.

Sport: Basketball
Age: 33
Brian Scalabrine is probably the most lovable scrub in the NBA. He gets MVP chants on the road and keeps blowouts interesting. He reportedly is married and has two kids but for a dude who dances like this, we wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in a Carlton situation. C'mon son, his own teammates don't even show him love, what makes you think wifey is any different? #justsayin'

Sport: Soccer
Age: 30
One look at Robert Earnshaw and you can see he has that whole Sam Cassell alien-head steez going on. But then again, soccer players are known to score some of the baddest ones. We still think exterrestrials can't have sex, though. Sorry, Katy Perry.

Sport: N/A
Age: 42
OK, we know Joe Buck isn't an athlete per se, but considering you have to hear from him practically year round while watching baseball or football, we figure his role in sports is big enough to include him on this list. He supposedly has a couple kids but we just can't imagine--nor would we want to (*shudders*)--the same man who called Randy Moss' mock mooning a "disgusting act" doing anything remotely sexual.