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This is disappointing to say, but I don't think Rasheed Wallace will be within the sight-line of any NBA cameras this season. For the first time since 1995, we may endure an entire season of NBA basketball without having Sheed in our lives. He's been retired from playing since 2013, but many of us enjoyed seeing him coach on the Pistons' staff last season. With Stan van Gundy taking the reigns in Detroit, Sheed was unceremoniously not re-hired. It's a shame that the NBA's King of Technical Fouls will probably spend this season at home when—even at 40-years-old today—he still brings so much energy to the game.
Although we're faced with the agony of not seeing Wallace do bat-shit crazy stuff on an NBA court anymore, we can take solace in the fact that there are plenty of GIFs out there to remember him by. And because your work life can become as hectic as Sheed's NBA life, keep these 15 Rasheed Wallace GIFs You Should Use to Respond to Work Emails handy.
When you get tipped off that the new girl has a boyfriend.
Don't shit where you work, though.
When you make such a salient point that bosses who you didn't even know were included in the thread speak up and back you.
Use this GIF as something of a concluding statement after the higher-ups have spoken.
When your watching the Ray Rice story unfold in your inbox because everyone is sharing the latest links about it.
When the mud runs as deep as it does with Ray Rice and the NFL, Rasheed Wallace will always be there to react for you.
When a co-worker comes up clutch with that Uber to the next meeting.
Taxis and public transportation are for poor people.
When someone asks you how your weekend was.
It's okay if you didn't actually get laid :(
When the office manager announces a catered lunch from somewhere you normally can't afford to eat.
A real meal on the company's dime? Hell yes.
How to express your frustration over anything, really.
What you really want to say is probably worse than what Sheed did here.
If you score a huge victory over your No. 1 hater in your office's fantasy football league.
Can also double as a guide for how to react at the holiday party when they play “0-100.”
When two co-workers keep hitting “reply all” and nobody cares about the debate they're having between themselves.
This should put a cap on the entire non-conversation.
When everyone at work is a fan of one team and your squad is getting whooped and they're letting you know about it.
When someone is clearly dickriding and not being objective about a situation.
Gotta keep it real at home and at the office.
When your boss unexpectedly announces bonuses.
If your boss doesn't help you win by throwing you a little extra (deserved) paper, then he or she is a crummy boss, yo.
When someone pitches an idea really enthusiastically and nobody f*cks with it.
Others may without judgment on your terrible ideas just to encourage creativity, but everyone is taking notes.
To let your clique know that you're waiting ON THEM to get lunch.
Don't lie, you know you've given that look in between computer monitors before.
Letting your boy know that you're pumped about the open bar event later tonight.
Gotta show love to receive it. Sheed knows.
