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Jerry Jones Claims That He's Way Smarter Than the Average 70 Year Old

How does he explain keeping Romo, then?

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So this should come as a shock to no one: famously brash Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones claimed yesterday that—despite his age—he's actually much sharper than you would think. Okay, fine, Jerry. We can buy that running a multi-million dollar franchise takes a lot more intelligence than the average 70 year old would need. But how much?

Jones bragged:

Riiight. So, you're really trying to tell us that this doctor had no idea who you were, and that he told you that your brain hasn't aged at all in the past 30 years? If you believe that, Jerry, then we've got a bridge over in Brooklyn that you might be interested in.

What do you Cowboys fans out there think? Is Jones really that smart, or is he just an egotistical megalomanic who is slowly losing his grip on reality?

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