Holy Sh*t, This Jason Kelce Super Bowl Parade Speech Is Nuts

Eagles center Jason Kelce dropped an insane Super Bowl parade speech on Thursday.

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We don't really talk about NFL centers too much, so when we do you can bet that something notable probably went down. This write-up is no exception as, on early Thursday afternoon in Philadelphia, Eagles center Jason Kelce went off with a Super Bowl parade speech that is very on-brand for that city.

During this "underdog"-themed speech/rant he touched on team executive Howie Roseman being relegated to a warehoused role under former coach Chip Kelly, head coach Doug Peterson's hiring being maligned, and then he basically rattled off alleged criticisms about pretty much all of his teammates. After about four-and-a-half minutes of that, he dropped some expletives that were censored out of the final 15 seconds or so of the footage above.

For those of you who want the uncensored version, here you go. You know where to skip ahead to:


Jason Kelce just lost his voice and delivered one of the greatest parade speeches EVER. [NSFW] pic.twitter.com/d2wjGDBgYL

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) February 8, 2018

The speech went over about as well on social media as it did in person:

Oh my god they had to bleep out Jason Kelce’s Super Bowl parade speech for A FULL MINUTE. pic.twitter.com/IenPif6cyx

— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) February 8, 2018

Jason Kelce is my hero.

— Kevin Negandhi (@KevinNegandhi) February 8, 2018

Jason Kelce will be the next Governor of Pennsylvania if he wants to be.

— Ross Tucker (@RossTuckerNFL) February 8, 2018

Jason Kelce 15 years ago and Jason Kelce today. pic.twitter.com/EZRUf4ooF0

— Brendan Porath (@BrendanPorath) February 8, 2018

Chase Utley, “World F-ing Champions!”

Jason Kelce, “Hold my beer.”

— Glen Macnow (@RealGlenMacnow) February 8, 2018

Drop the mic Jason Kelce. Greatest speech ever

— Rob Ellis (@REllisSports) February 8, 2018

Top speeches of all time:
- Gettysburg addres
- I have a dream
- Jason Kelce at the art museum #Eagles

— Joe Pop (@JoePops_) February 8, 2018

Jason Kelce will never pay for a drink in this city again. Partially, because he already drank it all.

— Dave Isaac (@davegisaac) February 8, 2018

Jason Kelce is my god damn hero

— John Barchard (@JohnBarchard) February 8, 2018

Jason Kelce won the parade.

— Jimmy Kempski (@JimmyKempski) February 8, 2018

I'll take some of whatever Jason Kelce's been drinking.

— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) February 8, 2018

Television is about memorable moments. Ain't nobody ever forgetting Jason Kelce at the podium. Not never ever.#FlyEaglesFly pic.twitter.com/xlYE6WZXyo

— Marshall Harris (@mharrisonair) February 8, 2018

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